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Trump calls Japanese leader 'Mr. Japan' (www.rawstory.com)

submitted 21 hours ago by anzo@programming.dev to c/nottheonion@lemmy.world

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[–] Tylerdurdon@lemmy.world 118 points 20 hours ago (10 children)

When do we start using Gatorade on the crops?

[–] AstaKask@lemmy.cafe 6 points 20 hours ago (3 children)

Where's the grift in that? It's gonna be raw sewage and industrial waste.

[–] DickFiasco@sh.itjust.works 43 points 20 hours ago

Because it's got what plants crave. It's got electrolytes.

[–] kambusha@sh.itjust.works 13 points 20 hours ago

It'll be Trumpade

[–] iltoroargento@lemmy.sdf.org 9 points 19 hours ago* (last edited 19 hours ago)

RFK's worm doing some serious work on upping that foodborne pathogens game...

Edit: Missed a letter and link

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