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submitted 2 weeks ago by Midnight@slrpnk.net to c/theonion@midwest.social

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[–] SomeAmateur@sh.itjust.works 10 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago) (2 children)

Well shit, I would if I could. Not touristy shit but like a nice quiet spot, a fire and a drink in my hand

[–] InternetCitizen2@lemmy.world 20 points 2 weeks ago

Someone should make a twitter type bot called the texas inclement weather warning system and it just checks to see if Ted has been seen at airports.

[–] SpaceNoodle@lemmy.world 5 points 2 weeks ago

It's floods, not fires.