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LeopardsAteMyFace

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'I never thought leopards would eat MY face,' sobs woman who voted for the Leopards Eating People's Faces Party.

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[–] phoenixarise@lemmy.world 53 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

She would still gleefully celebrate other people losing their assistance. Fuck this thrift store bag.

[–] JoMiran@lemmy.ml 23 points 3 weeks ago (2 children)

Please don't disrespect thrift stores like that.

[–] phoenixarise@lemmy.world 3 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

Just the ugly beige, crackly bags that nobody wants. All other thrift store goodies are safe. lol

[–] BagOfHeavyStones@piefed.social 3 points 3 weeks ago

And it was 99 cents!

[–] PattyMcB@lemmy.world 1 points 3 weeks ago

People like her do love their thrift stores.

It's that 1980s consumerism need to always have more for less, even if you have too much already.