KingPorkChop

Wait, so it IS gang violence?

BANG!

gurrrglgglrge

"What's the deaaal with unfunny, stupid comedians?"

Charlie was a pain in the neck.

Trump was an undercover FBI agent raping underage girls so he wouldn't blow his cover.

I don't have a doubt in my mind Trump's mayonnaise brain might now think this is true. Him and reality have never really got along.

America is basically "I got mine, fuck you" and "others don't deserve a thing because reasons" all the way down.

It's like a snake eating it's own tail.

neither of us EVER drank from a garden hose, it just tastes fucking disgusting.

100 percent!

Dumb kids of all generations drink from the garden hose.

The smart ones go inside and get it from the kitchen (or disconnect the hose and drink directly from the tap which tastes perfectly fine)

Shush.

First rule about Gen X, we don't remember about Gen X.

I'm pretty sure it also does defense.

US farmers are the biggest welfare queens around. They don't know how to actually earn an entire dollar by working.

They'll shove a fork in their eye while chanting "Let's go Brandon".

They're fucking idiots.

those who put food on your table

They can fuck right off.

They're doing a job and running a business just like everyone else. I don't care if I eat their product or not. It's a commodity.

They've spent years voting and acting against their own interests. Maybe they shouldn't have been so fucking stupid.

Farmers are such cry babies and think they're special. They aren't. The only thing farmers have done in the US is let mega corps beat them into a ditch. If they can't do the job, someone else will.

Don't be fooled. They wouldn't make it 3944.

The code is 4493. No one would guess that.

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