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Discussion Thread 👩‍💻 Tuesday 15 July 2025 (aussie.zone)

submitted 1 week ago by YarraByte@aussie.zone to c/melbourne@aussie.zone

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[–] RustyRaven@aussie.zone 4 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Start by checking whether he is talking about actual grapes or the modern internet code-usage of grapes. Once he figures out what you are suggesting he could have been confessing to he will probably never want to speak to you again, and you can avoid getting into trouble by pretending to be traumatised by what you thought he was saying. #unethicallifeprotips

[–] MeanElevator@aussie.zone 3 points 1 week ago

As this was about 25-30 years ago, it was definitely fruit related 😜