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'I never thought leopards would eat MY face,' sobs woman who voted for the Leopards Eating People's Faces Party.

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[–] MisterOwl@lemmy.world 26 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

The Texas man

That's all I needed to know. Get fucked, magat.

[–] Neverclear@lemmy.dbzer0.com 7 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Holy regressive generalization, Batman! Leslie Cochran was a Texas man.

[–] BigPotato@lemmy.world 7 points 2 weeks ago

Yeah, but that's Austin. Austinites hardly claim Texas and Texans would prefer not to claim Austin.

[–] Washedupcynic@lemmy.ca 4 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

While I'm not a Texas native, I lived in Dallas for 3 years. I'm not a republican nor have I sipped the maga cool-aide. Not everyone that is from, or lived in Texas has tossed Trump's salad.

[–] laranis@lemmy.zip 9 points 2 weeks ago

If you've lived there then you know the bell curve is weighted heavily toward magatry.

[–] corsicanguppy@lemmy.ca 8 points 2 weeks ago

And I know a guy in Florida who doesn't fit the FloridaMan tag, but here we are.