Yep, PHP is turning 30 this year! Wondering if "PHP is still relevant?" Ever since we have been hearing that PHP is dead. It was “dead” 10 years ago, 5 years ago, and “is dead” today. But somehow - it isn’t. Anyway... happy birthday!

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[–] Simulation6@sopuli.xyz 22 points 3 weeks ago (2 children)

Well, at least PHP isn’t as bad as JSP.

[–] GreenKnight23@lemmy.world 16 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

jsp answered the question, "What if Java was like PHP but with more Java?"

jsp deserved to die.

[–] bhamlin@lemmy.world 13 points 3 weeks ago

We heard you liked garbage collection so we put garbage in your language.

[–] LovableSidekick@lemmy.world 16 points 3 weeks ago (2 children)

Or TSP (trisodium phosphate) - which you can't even make websites with, but it's great for cleaning oil spots off the driveway.

[–] Lenggo@lemmy.world 4 points 3 weeks ago

I laughed pretty hard at this while also unexpectedly learning how to clean up a mess I made changing the oil in my car on a particularly windy day recently!

[–] PolarKraken@programming.dev 4 points 2 weeks ago

Well, now, that's useful, but we shouldn't fail to mention good ol HCl, muriatic acid colloquially for this purpose, also great for cleaning oil stains from a driveway!