Are we supposed to pick just one, or are those the steps of a process? Cause I see it as a process:

1. Talk about your feelings, exercise for an hour, and then reward yourself with some chocolate.
2. Recite a dark spell which allows you to shoot God in the face. Once that's done, you kiss your cat gently.
3. Scowl when the cat shuns your affection, make fun of the cat (I hate that cat), and then lie down in the dirt to let the earth reclaim you.