Not pictured: O'brien

keep it all inside and one day, die

Are we supposed to pick just one, or are those the steps of a process? Cause I see it as a process:

1. Talk about your feelings, exercise for an hour, and then reward yourself with some chocolate.
2. Recite a dark spell which allows you to shoot God in the face. Once that's done, you kiss your cat gently.
3. Scowl when the cat shuns your affection, make fun of the cat (I hate that cat), and then lie down in the dirt to let the earth reclaim you.

Do not be a merry man

Shooting God in face is also the moral of Star Trek V.

Instructions unclear, dick stuck in Locutus.

Data confirmed anime protagonist

Literally all of them except Kira.

I thought this was an alignment chart until I got to about Dukat or Lore.

...maybe even Data tbh.

If I had to pick in no particular order, I would be Lore, Q and Reg Barclay. With the later two due to the the first being literally impossible.

I'm like 12 scoops data, 3 scoops troi, and 1 scoop the rest

chocolate

I'm a Data/Lore with a heavy dose of Q

Out of context that makes me look alt-right, I wish that douchbag had chosen X or something

I love this community so much lol

Equal parts Dukat, Q and Data.

More like "retreat interactive VR power fantasies where you punch your boss and have sex with his girlfriend"

Ezri ftw

I'm okay with being reclaimed

I am all of these except Kira (and Dukat I suppose since I don’t know any magic)

I'm Shaxs with a hint of Dr Phlox.