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Republicans Urge Americans To Look Away From McConnell Or Else They Too Shall Freeze (www.theonion.com)

submitted 2 years ago by seahorse@midwest.social to c/theonion@midwest.social

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[–] 2scoops@lemmy.world 26 points 2 years ago (2 children)

I like to imagine that during these freezes, he’s actually having out of body experiences wherein he visits Hell, and sees the fiery fate and torments that awaits him when finally slips this mortal coil.

[–] Cabrio@lemmy.world 7 points 2 years ago

It's just his handler touching base.

[–] Compactor9679@lemm.ee 0 points 2 years ago

Comunicating with Biden :)