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The main reason I don't care for bitcoin is I have to count a bunch zeros after the decimal point, before reaching a useful number. $1 = 0.000006128921 btc? Really? Screw those zeroes. Bitcoin is inefficient in so many ways.
If you're paying for small good (25-50$) you usually pay in "Satoshis" 0.00000001 BTC. If you convert it to dollars, 10 satoshis is 1 cent.
Case in point
I still haven't come across anywhere, or any reason, to buy goods with BTC. I look for things I need, not ways to spend. I have these beautiful apps showing me clearly how to buy bitcoin, but no one is giving me any reason to do it. What am I supposed to do with a satoshi? Groceries? Nope. Furniture? Nope. Housing? Nope. A T-shirt with some BTC logo on it? 🤨
Anything you can buy cocaine with is fiat currency imo
The only reason I've ever used crypto is to buy DIY HRT and other drugs off the internet :)
And twenty bucks to the Chinese miners as a “transaction free”.
Lightning network, taproot, all that shit, just paper over the fact that Bitcoin cannot, by design, handle enough transaction volume to become a general purpose currency without reinventing a lot of mostly centralized payment infrastructure.
Lightning is generally pretty stupid
It's a catch 22 solution. It only allows bitcoin to scale if hardly anyone settles back on the bitcoin network.
You can commit money to a payment channel with a third party to create a private ledger so the third party can perform payments in your name to someone in using their shared channel on their private ledger.
Motherfucker, that’s just a bank and two bank accounts with extra steps.
If that's the biggest complaint you have about it, it's probably not that bad.
I don't mind Bitcoin itself, but I do hate NFTs and pump and dump scams, obviously
Bitcoin is its own worst enemy. It's deflationary, speculative, and largely interacted with by centralized entities. Those things means its unlikely to be successful as an actual currency; even one it hopes to be.
It's been surpassed by new blockchains in all dimensions except market cap
Such as?
Bitcoin for market cap
Solana for transactions, throughput and scalability
Polkadot or Cosmos for interoperability
Ethereum for everything else (developer, activity, economic activity, regulatory, governance, decentralisation etc.)
Cool, ty!
I also hear alot about Monero from the privacy crowd.
Any thoughts?
Monero is opt-in privacy so not ideal, but it's the most popular privacy preserving coin, so it's most popular for illicit dark web purchases
Things are often measured in mBTC or µBTC for this exact reason.
Just as you don't measure the length of an ant in meters, you measure it in millimeters.
But you never see milliBTC or µBTC. Your post is literally the first time I see µBTC. No normal person knows how to type µ, let alone knowing what it means or how many eggs that buys. My crypto currency converter doesn't even use µBTC.
mBTC and satoshis (10^-8) are more common indeed, but are used pretty much everywhere. It's not 2015 anymore
Yeah no. I'm all over the place, and I have yet to come across a place that accepts crypto, let alone for anything useful.
Multiple grocery stores accept Bitcoin in my small town
They should bring in subunits like an MMO. 1 bitcoin (118905USD) = 100 bitsilver 1 bitsilver (1189.05USD) = 100 bitcopper 1 bitcopper = 11.89USD
It doesn't even make any different to the number of bitcoin used, its just a more user friendly way of displaying it for small purchases.
This already exists. 1 bitcoin = 1,000 mBTC = 100,000,000 satoshi. The exchange rate as of writing is about 846 satoshis = 1 USD or 982 satoshis = 1 EUR. The current usage is thusly:
Transfer failed.
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They already do that with SI prefixes.
1 dollar is currently worth .0000084 BTC; or, 840 Satoshi if zeros scare you.
How much is it in binary digits oh brave one? And tell me how many milliseconds it takes you to calculate this with your mind.
What if foreign words scare me more?
The person you’re replying to loves republicans, so they should be familiar with the concept.
This person I'm replying to loves eating their own poop.
I'm using the same amount of proof they did for this claim.
It was far less valuable when it first started becoming trendy. 1 BTC for a pizza, or whatever. Now it's turned into a hyperinflation wheelbarrow kind of situation.
Exact opposite of hyperinflation
10 000 BTC for 1 pizza...
Deflation . This is literally what happens to any volute that cannot be printed indefinitely. The situation is complicated by the fact that many wallets are simply lost and bitcoins will never be recovered from them.
Monkey brain no like small numbers. Monkey brain like big numbers.
But for real, Bitcoin was the first decentalized currency to solve the Byzantine Generals Problem. Its worth something because its transparent, unmutable, and the original digital currency. It was birthed via grassroot origins in depths of the housing crash. It calls out the Federal Reserve (and any other human institution that seeks to expand their money supply).
Yeah. Just like how wood fire was the first way to cook fish.
It's one of the least bad things about it, and if not for approximately twelve thousand bad things about it, would be easily fixable.