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submitted 1 week ago by not_IO@lemmy.blahaj.zone to c/programmer_humor@programming.dev

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[–] Diplomjodler3@lemmy.world 247 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (2 children)

Next thing you can only store files on government approved servers. Storing files locally will be illegal. To protect the children!

[–] miguel@fedia.io 136 points 1 week ago (1 children)

I see you've heard of onedrive :D

[–] CeeBee_Eh@lemmy.world 15 points 6 days ago (1 children)

It even uploads all your files and deletes the local copies for you!

[–] miguel@fedia.io 6 points 6 days ago

So convienent

[–] bandarbaru_1@lemmy.ml 30 points 1 week ago (1 children)

pls stop giving gov idea 😭😭

[–] Diplomjodler3@lemmy.world 16 points 1 week ago (1 children)

You're on the list now!

[–] Ziglin@lemmy.world 8 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Definetly Santa's nice list…

[–] some_kind_of_guy@lemmy.world 2 points 6 days ago (1 children)

2025 Santa doesn't even stop for the bad kids anymore, he just rolls coal at their house from the sleigh.

[–] Diplomjodler3@lemmy.world 2 points 6 days ago (1 children)

But of course they've redefined what "good" means. If you show tolerance or empathy, you're on the naughty list.

[–] ulterno@programming.dev 0 points 5 days ago

Unless said tolerance and empathy is directed towards PR propoganda.