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submitted 1 week ago by not_IO@lemmy.blahaj.zone to c/programmer_humor@programming.dev

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[–] LolaCat@lemmy.ca 89 points 1 week ago (3 children)

hddsx is not in the sudoers file. This incident will be reported.

[–] coherent_domain@infosec.pub 90 points 1 week ago (2 children)

TO THE UK GOVERNMENT

[–] LostXOR@fedia.io 18 points 1 week ago (1 children)

I thought it was reported to Santa?

[–] Ziglin@lemmy.world 28 points 1 week ago

Yeah, he's also been working on misinformation campaigns to try to hide that fact. Be really careful who you accept presents from this Christmas. Person with long beard sitting atop their throne of cables and holding a huge power bar like a staff. Likely in an old server room. Captioned: "this is who all your failed sudos get reported to"

[–] anotherspinelessdem@lemmy.ml 8 points 1 week ago

You gawt a loicense faw that foil there guv'na?

[–] kubica@fedia.io 19 points 1 week ago

This indecent will be reported.

[–] hddsx@lemmy.ca 7 points 1 week ago

Time for ‘init=/bin/bash’….