Programmer Humor

25548 readers

1137 users here now

Welcome to Programmer Humor!

This is a place where you can post jokes, memes, humor, etc. related to programming!

For sharing awful code theres also Programming Horror.

Rules

Keep content in english
No advertisements
Posts must be related to programming or programmer topics

founded 2 years ago

MODERATORS

Feyter@programming.dev

anzo@programming.dev

BurningTurtle@programming.dev

pylapp@programming.dev

721

Merge conflicts (feddit.nl)

submitted 1 week ago by F04118F@feddit.nl to c/programmer_humor@programming.dev

60 comments fedilink hide all child comments

you are viewing a single comment's thread
view the rest of the comments

[–] Quill7513@slrpnk.net 41 points 1 week ago (1 children)

jesus

[–] SeductiveTortoise@piefed.social 33 points 1 week ago (1 children)

He can't help you. Y'all need Linus.

[–] TunaLobster@lemmy.world 12 points 1 week ago (1 children)

What's he going to do? Drop commits? /s

[–] silasmariner@programming.dev 8 points 1 week ago

He drops commits but keeps on forgetting
What he wrote down, CI goes so loud
He tags the release but it won't go out
E2es choking now, pipeline' jokin' now
Clock's run out, time's up, over, blaow.