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I like smaller because I can fit more of them in my mouth. So far my record is still 1.
How much do you need in your mouth to consider it to be 2?
Because I squeezed my gf's tiddies together and got both nipples in my mouth.
Might not have had anything more in my mouth, but she certainly didn't mind ๐
so you would take the coins
I could fit so many coins in my mouth.
Do you have a pair of fuzzy dice where one of the sides reads 'chubby bunny'?
Hahaha!
I bet i could fit a $100 bill in my mouth. Hell, i could fit two.