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LeopardsAteMyFace

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'I never thought leopards would eat MY face,' sobs woman who voted for the Leopards Eating People's Faces Party.

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[–] cannon_annon88@lemmy.today 90 points 5 days ago (1 children)

Poor kid with his dumbass Mom.

[–] ThePyroPython@lemmy.world 23 points 5 days ago (2 children)

I agree poor kid, but unfortunately his suffering is the only way she is going to feel any consequences.

[–] Lemmyoutofhere@lemmy.ca 5 points 4 days ago* (last edited 4 days ago) (1 children)

Maybe if they get deported the child can actually get proper health care.

[–] UnderpantsWeevil@lemmy.world 5 points 4 days ago

Putting all my chips on "El Salvadorian supermax prison child health care policy".

[–] fartographer@lemmy.world 10 points 5 days ago

It's all part of God's plan?