fartographer

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[–] fartographer@lemmy.world 1 points 20 minutes ago

Oh noooooooo... Don't bonk me again... Don't bonk me 3 or 4 more times and pull my hair... Pleeeeaaaaasssse.....

[–] fartographer@lemmy.world 2 points 34 minutes ago (1 children)

Is it working for y'all? I can't get this video file to play.

[–] fartographer@lemmy.world 2 points 10 hours ago

Thanks for that link! I appreciate it so much that I'm not even gonna open it. So that it retains more value, of course!

[–] fartographer@lemmy.world 4 points 10 hours ago

Hitler did a lot of photo ops, including stereoscopic portraits with the trains and cattle cars used to transport entire villages and ghettos of Jews.

[–] fartographer@lemmy.world 50 points 10 hours ago (1 children)

Remember when they were all screaming and crying about HIPAA with COVID vaccines?

[–] fartographer@lemmy.world 2 points 15 hours ago

Watching Grandma's Boy with my parents was pretty wild.

Not nearly as wild as watching with my mom, aunts, uncles, and cousins the Titty Fuck Follies VHS we found in my grandmother's bedroom right after she died.

Also found her dildos and other assistive technologies. We put all of that in a bag of "sentimental" items and buried it with her.

My grandmother was known to blow my grandfather in the hot tub at their condo and used to tell random people how to use the bubble jets to have an orgasm.

Rest in peace, Grandma, you majestic legend.

[–] fartographer@lemmy.world 2 points 15 hours ago (2 children)

Oh wow! But are there any downsides?

[–] fartographer@lemmy.world 11 points 16 hours ago

The second one looks like the first one's mugshot

[–] fartographer@lemmy.world 2 points 18 hours ago

That joke is a little Illuminaughty

[–] fartographer@lemmy.world 12 points 18 hours ago (2 children)

I have a friend named don. I just met them. It's you. You're my friend now.

Deal with it.

[–] fartographer@lemmy.world 6 points 18 hours ago

I don't think "harassing" is their end-goal...

[–] fartographer@lemmy.world 16 points 19 hours ago (4 children)

Wow, look at don knowing fancy words, like Aqua's fluoride animatronic acid

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