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Restless Billionaire Regrets Having Infusion Of Child’s Blood After 4 P.M. (theonion.com)

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“I should’ve just taken a nap instead of popping open my blood boy fridge and getting a quick hit,” said the anxious fintech founder, noting that so much blood so late in the day was bad for his sleep schedule and he could already feel the middle schooler’s testosterone upping his heart rate.

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[–] protist@mander.xyz 6 points 1 month ago

Don't forget Peter Thiel