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You typical Node project (lemmy.ml)

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[–] ICastFist@programming.dev 13 points 1 month ago (1 children)

"Yes, I'd like a wheel. I don't want to invent it. Why, of course, give me the full package of wheel, axis, rotor, engine, fuel tank, windshield, mirrors, tire, front panel, brakes. This wheel will be great for me manually spinning cotton!"

[–] pinball_wizard@lemmy.zip 2 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

And I have the option to spin cotton off-road on rugged terrain...so there's that...