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RFK Jr. Mandates All Americans Drink Mysterious Glowing Liquid (theonion.com)
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[–] violetsoftness@piefed.blahaj.zone 3 points 3 days ago

okay that one is better than average but i am very biased towards liking it and i still think it could be cut in half, its like flogging the joke too much is part of the joke with them. thanks for that one though it made me chuckle for sure.