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Anon shares a family moment (lemmy.ml)

submitted 3 days ago by cm0002@piefed.world to c/greentext@sh.itjust.works

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[–] dharmacurious@slrpnk.net 20 points 3 days ago

The obvious answer is to invite over the biggest, burliest bear you can imagine, get him to befriend your dad and make your dad think you've finally made a "real man" friend, and then fuck the bear in the ass in front of dad. Assert dominance. Are you a faggot? Absolutely. Faggots can dominate the manliest of men.