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[–] VitoRobles@lemmy.today 25 points 1 month ago (2 children)

And that's why time travelers always assassinate folks instead of warning.

Are you saying the CEO of United health care was executed by a time traveler? I'm down for this narrative.

[–] Clent@lemmy.dbzer0.com 23 points 1 month ago

That would explained how Luigi was partying with me at the time.

[–] DeathByBigSad@sh.itjust.works 2 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

That's lame. Why didn't they just do putin, or xi, or... um... that orange-skinned weirdo sent by putin*

Or just go back all the way to hitler

Or go back before all the monarchies are formed and kill all those shitheads.

Kill baby Gengis Khan, Kill baby Julius Caesar, Kill Christopher Columbus, Kill the vikings, Kill Qin Shi Huang, Kill Hirohito.

Edit: *Hypothetically speaking, calm your tits FBI, this is legal free speech