Don't you get it? The lack of body hair allows for more efficient air/skin contact to keep you cool. It also reduces itchiness from the socks, which in turn, compress the legs and focus oxygenated blood flow on the brain and vital organs, promoting better code, like a fighter pilot's compression suit. And all of that is necessary to help counter the cognitive losses incurred by the continuous arousal of wearing the buttplug.

Couldn't you just not wear the buttplug?

Not...? I don't understand. What do you mean?

[–] dosuser123456@programming.dev 2 points 1 day ago

to be fair i feel like cooling should be on the head and torso instead of the feet, seems more effective (and necessary) that way

[–] Buffalobuffalo@reddthat.com 31 points 4 days ago (5 children)

To be fair, I have seen people with ADHD claim, Wearing a butt plug while doing mundane tasks somehow helps. I’m convinced they’re all trolls or in the pocket of big butt plug.

[–] hakunawazo@lemmy.world 29 points 4 days ago (1 children)

Big butt plug, eh?

[–] Akasazh@lemmy.world 10 points 4 days ago (1 children)

Got u fam

[–] Aganim@lemmy.world 5 points 3 days ago (1 children)

Ah, good old Santa Claus. Also known as Kabouter Buttplug (Buttplug Gnome) for mysterious reasons.

[–] Akasazh@lemmy.world 3 points 3 days ago

Yeah how did they come up with that name?

[–] zarkanian@sh.itjust.works 2 points 3 days ago (1 children)

in the pocket of big butt plug.

That isn't a pocket

[–] CPMSP@midwest.social 1 points 3 days ago

Prison pocket.

[–] Valmond@lemmy.world 2 points 3 days ago

This must be scientifically tested!

[–] lessthanluigi@lemmy.sdf.org 1 points 3 days ago

Another reason to get a butt plug

[–] Sunsofold 1 points 4 days ago

Pretty sure the big plug is in their 'pocket.'

[–] ZILtoid1991@lemmy.world 2 points 3 days ago

I'm autistic and way too much into anal, it feels stimmy (in a sexy way), although I'm not into the tight high socks. Body hair only works somewhat as a swamp cooler, which is dependent on sweat and external wetness with the former barely working, so even if I'm a cis men, I would rather not have this much hair on me (sensory nightmare, clothes pull it out from my skin, etc.).