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What do you call your production branch? (lemmy.ca)
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[โ€“] NocturnalMorning@lemmy.world 13 points 4 days ago (1 children)

How have you survived in this world without exploding into a million little fiery merge conflicts?

[โ€“] rtxn@lemmy.world 18 points 3 days ago

I let the interns handle those. If they survive, they get bragging rights.