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[–] h4mi@lemmy.zip 28 points 4 weeks ago (2 children)

Oh fuck, I have 5 27-32” monitors, phone, 2 laptops and a wall TV. Based on this I’m half fired already.

[–] pressanykeynow@lemmy.world 20 points 4 weeks ago (1 children)

Why would anyone fire someone who works so much for so little?

[–] meliaesc@lemmy.world 12 points 4 weeks ago

That's at least 9 separate jobs right there!

[–] sundray@lemmus.org 7 points 4 weeks ago

Are you sure you're not a NOC?