I should attend one of your brunches. i make a very good collapsing western front. I've been doing the Parisian (coffee + hatred + optional cigarette) for a while and it does me good, but I'm always up for a change

[–] untorquer@lemmy.world 3 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

Ooh collapsing fronts are great! We just keep things light and move back every time the Carthaginians advance. We like to leave them bad yelp reviews and gentrification to tease them as they pursue. They seem to be getting worn down while our brunches are better by the day!

[–] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 2 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

just let me know in advance if i'm going need to bring the elephants. I cross no river without them.

[–] untorquer@lemmy.world 2 points 3 weeks ago

Oh we don't have any rivers 😏