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[–] Brunbrun6766@lemmy.world 44 points 4 weeks ago (2 children)

Young people when a game has "optional" micro transactions.

The moving color blocks don't seem so bad now do they.

[–] Soapbox@lemmy.zip 6 points 4 weeks ago

I know several boomers who have racked up thousands in credit card debt with microtransactions on "moving colorful blocks" mobile games.

[–] Honytawk@lemmy.zip 3 points 4 weeks ago (1 children)

Why do you think the middle agers don't blatantly fall for the same money grubbing tactics?

[–] Venat0r@lemmy.world 2 points 4 weeks ago

Some do, but I think most remember the time before they were invented, so they have different expectations from games that make them slightly less susceptible to them.