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[โ€“] cute_noker@feddit.dk 5 points 4 weeks ago (1 children)

The swan sliced him? I like nuked better.

[โ€“] Tarquinn2049@lemmy.world 8 points 4 weeks ago* (last edited 4 weeks ago)

Tell you what, here is a compromise; the Swan OBLITERATED the camera, and the camera fragment sliced Fabio. Could also say the camera DEVASTATED the Swan.

Though also, to be more accurate, no swan was involved. It was a goose.

It was only important to the point this person was trying to stretch over the incident that the bird be a swan, as it metaphorically related better that way.