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Fellas is it gay to have a kid?
only if you got a diaper bag without camo
Diapers. Butt wipes. Saltines. M4A1 with grenade launcher attachment. Binky.
Only if it's a boy
If the gays don't have kids we will run out of gays /s
Only if you teach them to be literate.
What if I'm gay and I can't read?
Maybe prioritize learning to read over procreation. There will be plenty of kids available when you’re ready.
Imagine keeping cum as a pet
And now that gets to live rent-free in your head just like mine lol