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What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I'll have you know I graduated top of my class in my local birthing center's new parent training, and I've been involved in numerous home diaper changes, and I have over 300 confirmed formula bottles. I am trained in gorilla binkies and I'm the top "got your nose" player in the entire US playground system. You are nothing to me but just another babysitter. I will put your baby the fuck to naptime with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of nannies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your diaper genie. You're fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can change your diaper in over seven hundred ways, and that's just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in one-armed baby wipe retrieval, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the American Association of Pediatrics and I will use it to its full extent to wipe the miserable shit off your baby's butthole, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little "clever" comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn't, you didn't, and now you're paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You're fucking dead, kiddo.

If this motivates them into being good dads then great

Smells more like Call of Doody.

NGL as a dad myself, I would be far more likely to make fun of this guy and his tacticool diaper bag than any dad carrying around the girliest bag their wife obviously picked out. It's way cooler to not give a shit what other people think of your child raising accessories.

Also, it looks like he is wearing his child as a tiny human shield. Squishy plate carrier.

When my kids were babies a “man’s” diaper bag looked like a leather satchel.

Thing was awesome, too. The flap was attached with Velcro and was padded plastic on the inside so you could use it as a changing mat.

It held about a dozen diapers and a full pack of wipes and a change of clothes and snacks.

All the moms at the park were jealous.

Yo, guys. Is it gay to take care of your kids?

Better butch this up.

I do like the idea the baby gear can be designed aesthetically for the parents using it. Not just soft pinks and blues, and preschool prints.

Fellas is it gay to have a kid?

Well, other than it being all tacti-cool in aesthetics, standard baby gear is not as well arranged as what's in the picture.

That gear in the pic would let you carry the baby stuff with your hands free and able to actually take care of an infant out and about. Waaay better than the usual shoulder sling or backpack options, and absurdly better than the kinds meant to be carried by hand.

There's a reason surplus gear used to be wildly popular. It was mostly designed to work. It would be better than what you could get outside of a surplus store, even when what you were getting was years out of date and current issue was better. With companies making stuff that's built with stuff like molle in mind, following principles that make what's being carried leave hands free but be reasonably accessible, shit just works better, even though it looks ugly.

If I'm toting an infant around, I don't need pretty, I need comfortable and capable.

To all the people putting guys down for using it, screw you. If it gets dad's more involved in parenting, that's categorically a good thing!

Is it a cheap trick to boost some men's confidence? Yes. But so what? If your wife has an overly girly nappy bag, an "ironic" overly manly one has a lot more effect than you might think.

A lot of men are very insecure, when it comes to parenting. There is a massive amount of training and advice out there for mums, but VERY little for dads. We are left in a limbo of either being disconnected, and complained about, or bumbling and being complained about. It's improving, but slowly.

Such a waste. Men get so few opportunities to wear peppa pig branded gear and still get respect and recognition from passers by.

Call of doody

Don't forget to complete your style with your tactical baby.

So much marketing is directed towards men set on convincing others they're not gay

My daughters diaper bag was vintage Gucci , get with it tacticool dad

Actually, Call of Daddy is the name of the queer dating sim I made.

It's good advertising is what it is.

They know there are millions of underdeveloped, insecure men out there that need to feel like they aren't the little bitches they actually are.

Actually kind of looks cool if you are into military gear… what’s the big deal.

Dad’s are awesome

When I first saw this when my wife was pregnant I was really annoyed & upset & scoffing at the thing. But then I looked at it & it has all the functional shit I should expect out of parenting gear & pockets/ loops galore.

then I got mad all over again because it shouldn't just be MEN'S baby gear that has all the utilities.

the patriarchy done got me again

Weak. Just buy a desert tan Pelican Case and cut a baby shaped hole in the foam. Put the baby in the case and throw the case in the back of your Humvee. That’s what a real man would do.

This has the opposite effect to me. If I see a man taking care of their kid, taking them to the park, carrying them, generally being a parent, that to me is more manly than whatever this is.

All the people on here calling guys who like military/tacticool aesthetic insecure are no different than people calling guys fags for wearing skinny jeans.

Hot take: This is just an aesthetic, like baby aesthetic. Nothing wrong with it. Bro lines CoD

Kevlar for your baby seems like a good idea in the US

the kid doesn't even get their own holster? WTF is the kid supposed to do with it's gun?

Masculinity, so fragile...

Not sure how this is any different than buying any of the branded fashion bags. Those offer no special or unique functionality, just a name and maybe a specific material design.