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What about a diaper bag with the UNSC logo on it and a baby bjorn that says "
player 3 ๐ฎ"?I mean Iโd take one of these
And one for the Texans
It's funny, but can you imagine how much that kid would get shaken around just from a standard walking motion?
Or while dad is riding a horse
Holy shit, I'd wear that baby hjolster. I would absolutely get chaps and dig my dancing boots out of the closet for the outfit.
If you see another dad with one you can have a baby draw duel
As an old dad, you have my sign off. Especially if you can get a jumper that says 1v1 me. I always appreciate a kid that will stare you down.