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Me normally: has one excellent shit first thing every morning
Me after coffee: yeah its gonna be 3 or 4 trips
wdym "excellent shit"?
does shit have quality values now?
It most definitely has.
Just like... zero effort, satisfying, wipes clean. A pleasant shit.
I used to be a raging alcoholic so I appreciate it when my body functions normally, what can I say
I can definitely think of an unpleasant shit, so...yes?
An excellent shit would be quick, easy, with a clean wipe.
The opposite would be explosive, painful, and messy. Hope this helps.
Bristol sool scale. I like scale 3 or 4 poops the most.
normally i poop every 3 days, but with enough coffee i can poop almost every day