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[–] sp3ctr4l@lemmy.dbzer0.com 59 points 1 month ago (1 children)

I am definitely stealing 'white as a hotel towel' to refer to myself and other mayonaise-complexioned people, that's incredible, hahaha!

[–] Box@lemmy.world 10 points 1 month ago (1 children)

I always use "Whiter than sour cream"

[–] sp3ctr4l@lemmy.dbzer0.com 4 points 1 month ago

How about 'whiter than christmas morning at the hamptons'?