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[–] threeonefour@piefed.ca 91 points 18 hours ago (2 children)

>be known for writing draconian laws
>named Draco

[–] blockheadjt@sh.itjust.works 49 points 15 hours ago* (last edited 15 hours ago) (1 children)

> Most famous poet in Earth's history
> Is named Poe

[–] Supervisor194@lemmy.world 12 points 15 hours ago (1 children)

You'll never guess what Thomas Crapper sold!

[–] tetris11@lemmy.ml 5 points 15 hours ago (1 children)

U-bend piping for waste management?

[–] felbane@lemmy.world 10 points 14 hours ago (1 children)

No, sound-activated lamp switches in East Asia!

[–] tetris11@lemmy.ml 2 points 11 hours ago

because of how shite they are?