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[–] ulterno@programming.dev 5 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (1 children)

left standing…

Look closely, not standing.
Being crushed underneath the overflow.


Those that were left standing, however:

  • JavaScript: standing, staring at the ruins, contemplating Docker
  • C#: standing in line, probably hungry after not seeing a payday despite having paid the electricity bill for running Visual Studio for hours, on top of Windows license
  • Java: The horse is standing
  • Lisp: The creature generated from the 3 combined may be considered as "standing"
  • Go: Everyone seems able to stand on their own. I don't see a problem
  • Pascal: At least the princess is still standing. Maybe not for long though.
[–] OpenStars@piefed.social 5 points 21 hours ago

Joke answer: git guud 😂

Real shit: damn that's sooo true!

Also, the Princess in the Go panel is all the way from another castle! (Java's)

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