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This is a place to share greentexts and witness the confounding life of Anon. If you're new to the Greentext community, think of it as a sort of zoo with Anon as the main attraction.

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Anon hires a goth chick (sh.itjust.works)

submitted 3 days ago by Early_To_Risa@sh.itjust.works to c/greentext@sh.itjust.works

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[–] lessthanluigi@lemmy.sdf.org 8 points 3 days ago (1 children)

Your gonna get assassinated by music industry goons when you turn 27?

[–] malware@lemmy.zip 3 points 3 days ago (1 children)

Okay my bad, imma Ronnie McNutt. Hope that's more understandable

[–] lessthanluigi@lemmy.sdf.org 4 points 3 days ago

Nah, I'm mostly kidding. There are some conspiracy theories about his death though and I kinda wanted to say them out loud.