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You said "quarter of a century", implying they're wanting it since their birth.
I did not imply that at all. I said “ if you’ve gone a quarter century without intimacy and you desire it.” So, if 25 years pass and they desire, but are unable to obtain, a sexual encounter, they should simply hire someone rather than kill themselves, as the poster said they were considering.
I’m honestly at a loss for how you interpreted that as me saying they were looking for action as a child.