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Anon hires a goth chick (sh.itjust.works)

submitted 3 days ago by Early_To_Risa@sh.itjust.works to c/greentext@sh.itjust.works

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[–] malware@lemmy.zip 5 points 3 days ago (2 children)

I've got a funny story about that. We tried to call hookers with the boys, but got some weird dudes saying that they're gonna fuck us up. A few days later they indeed fucked us up. It's still a fucking mystery to me how they found us. Anyhow, it's hard to find anyone to pay here. Best bet are girls that fuck around, but it requires them liking you first and also spending money, and I never really got past the liking part. Maybe it's different in other places, I dunno.

[–] Fizz@lemmy.nz 6 points 3 days ago (1 children)

Dam that was not a funny story :(

I hope you find some real hookers that aren't a squad of guys who will jump you.

[–] malware@lemmy.zip 6 points 3 days ago

Aha, thanks Fizz. I'll try my best 😁

[–] WeirdGoesPro@lemmy.dbzer0.com 4 points 3 days ago (1 children)

Are you in the US?

[–] malware@lemmy.zip 4 points 3 days ago

Nope, alas