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submitted 1 day ago by CidVicious@sh.itjust.works to c/theonion@midwest.social

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From 2000. I think about this one a lot.

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[–] Delta_V@lemmy.world 5 points 1 day ago

Citizens who harbor anti-authoritarian sentiments will be . . . rehabilitated into blind servitude through torture and brainwashing.

Now they just call it "high school".