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[–] marduk@lemmy.sdf.org 21 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

You have the right, but will you have the ability when the water starts to pour?

[–] Dorkyd68@lemmy.world 2 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

You mean the water we polluted with industrial waste.?? That water? Or the metaphorical water that they will use to waterboard us with to force fake confessions??

[–] krunklom@lemmy.zip 2 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

No they mean my sweet golden nectar. Open up for the pee pee train.

[–] Vytle@lemmy.world 8 points 2 weeks ago

Ain't no way this was written whilst sober

[–] onslaught545@lemmy.zip 1 points 2 weeks ago

Jokes on them, I sweat so much I basically waterboard myself every time I do yardwork with a mask on.