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[–] Lost_My_Mind@lemmy.world 31 points 2 days ago (2 children)

If any alien wants to take me away from you, let them. Fuck earth! I'm off to GORP GORP!!!

[–] manny_stillwagon@mander.xyz 7 points 2 days ago

It's gonna take a GORP to drag me awaaaay from yoooou!

And it's nothing that a hundred Gax or more could ever dooooooo!

[–] Remember_the_tooth@lemmy.world 10 points 2 days ago (1 children)
[–] samus12345@sh.itjust.works 5 points 2 days ago (1 children)

The first one is a bit unfair since they don't say what they're planning to do with the 100,000 people. Even when things are doing well generally, there will always be people who would jump at the chance to get off the planet and start anew.

The second one sounds like heaven if the internet access includes a good gaming PC and way to get games on it.

[–] chatokun@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 points 2 days ago (1 children)

I mean, they start with "we come seeking mates." Sex is implied, though it could be sex slavery, could be a death after sex thing, but there are fetishes for that too, and she got the signups on a fetish site. Seems fair to me, unless you mean the judgement of the Aliens. Maybe asking more questions is part of the test.

[–] samus12345@sh.itjust.works 3 points 1 day ago

Oh, you're right, I missed that. I have a feeling they'd get more male volunteers in that case, but what I said mostly still applies.