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[–] Evil_Shrubbery@thelemmy.club 9 points 1 day ago (1 children)

I'll have some knowledge for free, pls!

[–] missfrizzle@discuss.tchncs.de 5 points 1 day ago (1 children)

hugs

DM me if you need a friend. being isolated sucks.

[–] Evil_Shrubbery@thelemmy.club 4 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (1 children)

Isolated and without knowledge :|.

Thank you for your kind words, it is appreciated, and helps.

[–] ripcord@lemmy.world 3 points 22 hours ago

This is nice.

Nice things are nice.

[–] a_wild_mimic_appears@lemmy.dbzer0.com 7 points 1 day ago (1 children)

It's definitely a trap. All that knowledge would probably overfill your brain and overwrite parts, making you an insane halfzombie without a friend.

[–] hodgepodgin@lemmy.zip 3 points 1 day ago (1 children)
[–] BackgrndNoize@lemmy.world 1 points 1 day ago

Was not expecting a Chainsaw man reference in this thread lol

[–] callyral@pawb.social 11 points 1 day ago (4 children)

if i get all the knowledge in the universe, i'll know how to retrieve my friend

[–] LoreleiSankTheShip@lemmy.ml 10 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Maybe you will simply know that it is impossible to retrieve them

[–] Siethron@lemmy.world 6 points 1 day ago

The knowledge will let you know you made the wrong decision.

[–] bampop@lemmy.world 0 points 1 day ago

Or maybe he just hands you a slip of paper which says "you know nothing"

[–] veni_vedi_veni@lemmy.world 4 points 1 day ago (1 children)

If he's still a corporeal form, there aint no way he has all the knowledge of the universe.

[–] a_wild_mimic_appears@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Might be easier to communicate that way

[–] qarbone@lemmy.world 2 points 23 hours ago

Could have recreated a physical avatar after compiling the Book.

[–] gandalf_der_12te@discuss.tchncs.de 18 points 2 days ago (1 children)

A friend of mine once told me this story. She was very much trying to do good in school, including studying a lot to do good at the final exams. Her dad had cancer at the time and the prognosis was he'd last till August or so. He died in May. She was devastated. She said she'd rather have spent time with her dad before he passed away than study for the stupid school. Her plan was to study, finish school in June and then spend time with her dad. The universe had other plans. Just a story from real life.

[–] acockworkorange@mander.xyz 1 points 11 hours ago

Fuck. That kind of thing stays with you.

[–] Davel23@fedia.io 77 points 2 days ago (2 children)

I would assume that ALL the knowledge in the universe would include how to get my friend back from Gax.

[–] ComfortableRaspberry@feddit.org 102 points 2 days ago

Or the knowledge that you can't.

[–] jodanlime@midwest.social 42 points 2 days ago (6 children)

It does, but Gax also has all of that knowledge. Now you are in a galactic game of wits.

[–] Linearity@infosec.pub 13 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago)
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[–] IHeartBadCode@fedia.io 48 points 2 days ago (3 children)

If it was me being taking away I would tell the person "take the knowledge, build clean energy on this planet! Trust me, that's totally worth one person! Especially if that person is my lazy ass!"

[–] Barbarian@sh.itjust.works 27 points 2 days ago (1 children)

And then the recipient of the knowledge realizes the problem was never the technology, it's the incentive structure of the system.

[–] MotoAsh@lemmy.world 5 points 1 day ago

What do you mean capitalism only enables greedy psychopaths!?

[–] helpImTrappedOnline@lemmy.world 14 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Hey now, you're not getting a free escape from this dump that easily.

[–] brown567@sh.itjust.works 13 points 2 days ago

You get back down here right now 🦀

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[–] MonkderVierte@lemmy.zip 9 points 2 days ago

All the knowledge in the universe sounds like a privacy crisis.

[–] Rocketpoweredgorilla@lemmy.ca 45 points 2 days ago (1 children)
[–] samus12345@sh.itjust.works 14 points 2 days ago

What's he doing with the friend he's taking? Maybe it won't be so bad.

[–] Lost_My_Mind@lemmy.world 31 points 2 days ago (5 children)

If any alien wants to take me away from you, let them. Fuck earth! I'm off to GORP GORP!!!

[–] manny_stillwagon@mander.xyz 7 points 2 days ago

It's gonna take a GORP to drag me awaaaay from yoooou!

And it's nothing that a hundred Gax or more could ever dooooooo!

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Is test. No-one willing to trade a friend should be given such knowlege freely. Conversely, no-one should bear such a burden alone.

Can we break it up among my friend-group with a decent bit of overlap? Except for the moral hazard stuff; Break that up among us into the smallest, least coherent bits possible.

[–] serenissi@lemmy.world 4 points 2 days ago (1 children)

isn't it paradoxical? all the knowledge means you now have an infinitely detailed image of the friend, you know how to create a look-alike human with same dna's and know how to flash the image to the new human. thus you've recreated the friend while keeping the knowledge.

[–] coriza@lemmy.world 14 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Only if that is possible. It is not a god cheat code. In fact even if something is possible it does not mean it is practical or doable in ones lifetime

[–] wabasso@lemmy.ca 1 points 1 day ago

I was also thinking if Gax has all that knowledge then they know her friend is needed, regardless.

[–] jordanlund@lemmy.world 17 points 2 days ago

"Not THAT one, but sure."

[–] ayyy@sh.itjust.works 5 points 2 days ago (1 children)
[–] frog@feddit.uk 7 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Gax From just wanted a friend

[–] Aurenkin@sh.itjust.works 15 points 2 days ago

Damn, Gax really wants a friend.

[–] markovianparallax@lemmy.world 10 points 2 days ago (1 children)

You can't know things and have friends?

[–] sausager@lemmy.world 2 points 1 day ago

Some things, but not all things. Way of the road bubs

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