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[–] faythofdragons@slrpnk.net 4 points 22 hours ago (1 children)

assuming she’s a prostitute he paid at the beginning of the “session”

This is a wild take though. He paid $200 to 'release tension, whatever that was' and was 'hoping it goes somewhere'. She declined the $600 for a 'happy ending'.

What he described was closer to going to a massage parlor and having them decline a happy ending, but still giving the normal massage.

[–] chocosoldier@lemmy.blahaj.zone 3 points 18 hours ago

ya that's what that last sentence is about, the whole conversation i was thinking about my late partner's escort services and it clicked while i was typing that it could be what you describe just woo woo shit instead of massage. im slow sometimes lol.