xkcd #3134: Wavefunction Collapse
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Wavefunction collapse is only one interpretation. Under some interpretations, graduate students also have souls.
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That's not it. You are just describing determinism, not superdeterminism. Superdeterminism says not only are the observations performed by you and your partner determined, but they are also determined in such a way to make quantum entanglement looks real. i.e. there's no quantum entanglement, the particles are independent, but the universe conspires to make you measure in such a way that your results appear correlated.
And if you generalize measurement to mean any interaction you have with the world, you get what I described earlier.