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[โ€“] Lazycog@sopuli.xyz 198 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

Yeah. I would have fired them on the spot.

Why?

Because if they came early it means that they not busy enough in their own life.

If life's not a one big hustle for you, you are not even trying.

(/s just incase)

[โ€“] meekah@lemmy.world 60 points 2 weeks ago

This reads like it came straight off of linked in. Perfection.