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Ha, the nypost and its incredibly complimentary article. The feats it lists for rfk are hilarious nothings, like "re-establishing the presidential fitness test" that we know does nothing for school children's health, and getting various dyes out of food.
Not a peep about killing $500 million in advanced vaccine research or about vaccine restrictions that will kill literal thousands, if not tens of thousands of Americans a year. This article slightly pre-dated the CDC clusterfuck but im sure they wouldnt have mentioned it either.
Cant be healthy if youre dead you right wing rag.