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I got to avoid memory management for quite some time (feddit.org)

submitted 2 days ago by cows_are_underrated@feddit.org to c/programmer_humor@programming.dev

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Finally I have a valid reason to learn about memory management. It was also hella weird when encountering it.

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[–] JasonDJ@lemmy.zip 8 points 2 days ago* (last edited 23 hours ago) (1 children)

Congratulations! Now you can get a job at Fortinet.

(Fortinet is a network security vendor...think firewalls, HLBs, etc. They get an ungodly amount of memory leak bugs, or at least far more than you would expect from an enterprise firewall)

[–] diemartin@sh.itjust.works 2 points 1 day ago

Get a job playing Fortnite, got it

(Insert image of Kronk here)