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Finally I have a valid reason to learn about memory management. It was also hella weird when encountering it.

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[–] alsaaas@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (1 children)

Learn some C you whippersnapper! You ain't gonna become a proper programmer unless you understand your basic low level concepts well!

The youth nowadays, always hiding behind abstractions of abstractions that 90% of the time are just C wrappers anyway /j

(written by an early 20s PHP dev LOL. Although I do plan on learning C quite a bit before I move to C++ and ultimately Rust)

[–] Crashumbc@lemmy.world 4 points 1 day ago (2 children)

You're not a "real" programmer unless you started with FORTRAN :p

[–] henfredemars@infosec.pub 1 points 1 day ago

Pfft compilers. Just use assembler.