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[–] Samskara@sh.itjust.works 13 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

Jesus was not a Christian.

[–] captainlezbian@lemmy.world 4 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

Give him a star of David, a yamuke, and a sense of humor instead. Three things that are very much not associated with Christians

[–] No_Eponym@lemmy.ca 3 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

This mensch has chutzpah, I tell you what!

[–] captainlezbian@lemmy.world 3 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

Honestly now I just want Mel Brooks to direct the most Ashkenazi Jewish Jesus he can. Make the whole ordeal as Jewish as it gets. This rabbi schleped all across Galilee and what kind of thanks did he get? Dinner with a tax collector and disciples questioning every decision he makes…

[–] No_Eponym@lemmy.ca 2 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago)

And his mother? Oy vey! How Joseph put up with that meshugener I'll never know!