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[-] darcy@sh.itjust.works 42 points 1 year ago

bro has never heard of reading the compiler error

[-] UndefinedIsNotAFunction@programming.dev 17 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

When you're in VSCode with 10 different red squiggles, who can be bothered?

Edi: Also, OH MY GOD JUNIORS WHO WON'T JUST GOOGLE THE ERROR MESSAGE.

[-] darcy@sh.itjust.works 6 points 1 year ago
[-] redempt@lemmy.world 8 points 1 year ago

man will never survive the rust programming language

I first started programming with TurboBasic which had the oh-so-amusing characteristic that you could have variable names of any length but the compiler only used the first two letters (and case-insensitive at that). So "DonutCount" and "DoobieCounter" actually referred to the same variable.

Really good times trying to debug that kind of shit.

[-] PoolloverNathan@programming.dev 6 points 1 year ago

I'm trying to write an intentionally bad programming language. Don't give me ideas.

Make sure you add a "Variant" type lol.

[-] PoolloverNathan@programming.dev 1 points 1 year ago

Oh you sweet summer child. The Variant type in VB was so much worse than just a String.

[-] PoolloverNathan@programming.dev 1 points 1 year ago

I'm just complaining since I have the fortune of using a language where everything is represented as a string.

What is 3 + 5?

[-] PoolloverNathan@programming.dev 1 points 1 year ago

A lot of people would say 8, I'm glad I didn't have to correct you.

[-] Klaymore@sh.itjust.works 4 points 1 year ago
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